Wednesday, December 17, 2008

2001 Topps Rafael Furcal


Who is this? DODGERS shortstop Rafael Furcal.

What is this? An autograph card from 2001 Topps, card number GAA-RF.

Where'd I get it? Probably an auction.

How much did it cost? Too much.

Why is this not so special? RAFAEL FURCAL IS A FINK.

Take yer stupid hurt back and yer stupid agents and your stupid DUIs and go back to LA ya bum! Kelly Johnson's a better second baseman anyway! Yunel Escobar's a WAY better shortstop! You better hope you're back on the DL on July 31st when you come back to Turner Field or you'll hear a chorus of drunk rednecks booing lustily! BOOOOOOOOOO! You're dead to me Fookie! No, wait. I have sympathy for the dead. I have respect. I HAVE NONE OF THAT FOR YOU. you, you, turncoat... backstabber... dasher of hopes and dreams... you.... you...

YOU ARE J.D. DREW TO ME.

Whew! I feel better now.

6 comments:

night owl said...

The grapes. They're sour.

DC said...

That signature looks different from the xeroxed one on his Topps cards. Perhaps sobriety was involved.

tastelikedirt said...

"“The Atlanta Braves will no longer do business with that company — ever. I told [agent] Arn Tellem that we can’t trust them to be honest and forthright. I told him that in all my years, I’ve never seen any [agency] act in such a despicable manner.

“It was disgusting and unprofessional. We’re a proud organization and we won’t allow ourselves to be treated that way. I advised Arn Tellem that whatever players he represents, just scratch us off the list. Take the name of the Atlanta Braves off their speed dial. They can deal with the other 29 clubs and we’ll deal with the other hundred agents.”

deal said...

J D Drew. That is way harsh.

signed

Phillies fans everywhere

dayf said...

Don't feel sorry for that Fooker... he's lucky I didn't John Rocker him.

PTBNL said...

Does anybody like JD Drew? His poor brother even gets booed in Philly.